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It is generally unacceptable to bang your fists on your desk in rage. Coffee may get spilt. Desktop ornaments may fall. And heads will inevitably turn. To successfully vent any office frustration, we have this novel gadget for you. We have christened him Dead Fred. Let us demonstrate how he works: when you feel your frustration levels rising, pick up your nearest biro and hold it in a stabbing position above your head. With one swift motion bring down your fist, contort your facial expressions, and spike Fred through the heart. He won't feel it, because he is dead. Your pen will stay in an upright position for the next time you need it. And your frustration will have dissipated. Fred will not make a full recovery, but that is ok because, as you may recall, he is dead.

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Feeling stressed and frustrated?
Need someone to take your aggression out on?
And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard?
Well Dead Fred is the man for you!